The first time I used my husband as a toilet he was really not keen on the idea.

I deliberately made him thirsty and then hogtied him face-up in the bathroom when all my friends were coming around.

He was literally crying with humilation when I told everyone – in front of him – that the toilet wasn’t working and we had to use the stand-in.

There was a queue all night long and he never refused me again.

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